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The Boar's Ring

Where men are proud to be Boars!

Here's my obeisance to the efforts of my male colleagues in the art and science of Internetting. This page has some links to the pages on my site and elsewhere that may approach the high seriousness (or is that dudgeon?) of Boardom. To start with, if you're interested in history, visit The True and Marvelous Saga of the Boar Wars.

  • A little sexy poetry about boars, goddesses, and seduction. Among other things, the poem explains the hard hunt. Definitely R rated.

    Some more love poetry, with a wise sense of self-mockery, and a favorite macho poem. I have a few more poems to read if you're in the mood.

    Some hints in the manly art of web page building for those among us who subscribe to the adage (it may be de regueur) Boars Don't Read Manuals! We will, however, read readme files by the dozen, and some of us like to go camping.

    Since Boars do read things other than manuals, I have collected literary resources on the web and put them in the very commodious Reading Room of the Phoenix Bar & Grill, and I have some examples of rather, er, ... florid writing to inspire the budding authors among you.

  • And since Boars, perhaps contrary to popular belief, also have a spiritual side to their natures, I have collected resources for Christian doctrine, history, theology, and churches on the web.

    Boars are said to be good at research (maybe because of a prevalent obsessive/compulsive character trait), so I have put up links to some general and specialized references on the web and a page of art and literature on the web (as well as a needed corrective to too much literature).

  • I'm starting a collection of "guy jokes". Now swelled to 17 articles, from Why it's great to be a guy, to The top 25 things not to say to a naked man, with additions from the resident curmudgeon and Jack Handey. I also have some amusing (and important) information from the Online Internet Addicts' Support Group.

  • I'm also collecting some words of wisdom, in a forlorn effort to improve the minds of Boars the world over, and some articles on net.flamage (writing flames) and how to avoid getting hoaxed on the 'net, in a purely altruistic effort to provide some practical advice in the art of flaming, and to help you not make a bigger fool of yourself than is absolutely necessary.

  • In case you really want to know the story behind the Boar metaphor, the Saga of the Boar Wars is "An epic that does much to explain the history of the BOARs".

  • Please feel free to send me more of this sort of thing. If someone has the URLs to those "chemical composition" articles I will be very grateful.

  • And last, a personal note: I believe the war on drugs is enormously wasteful, often tragic, and ultimately unwinnable. What do you think?

    For the rest of my web empire you can visit my home page (with a cool new search engine) or site map.

    This page has been seentimes since September 7,1998.