times since May 4, 1999.
Men are like ... Floor tile.
Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.
Men are like ... Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like ... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ... Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like ... Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like ... Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied and can keep you up all night
long.
Men are like ... Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
Men are like ... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like ... Cement
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like ... Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like ... Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like ... High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ... Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like ... Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like ... Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ... Blenders
You think that you need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ... Coolers
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like ... Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do, and are usually wrong.
Men are like ... Lawn Mowers
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
Men are like ... Laxatives
They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ... Noodles
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Men are like ... Weather
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ... Plungers
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like ... Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Snowstorms
They sound exciting, but you never know when it's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like ... Used Cars
Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like ... Vacations
They never seem to be long enough, tho' when it's over you're a little bit sad.
times since May 4, 1999.