Miscellaneous notes on gender awareness issues

What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

What is it men in women do require?
The lineaments of Gratified Desire.
What is it women do in men require?
The lineaments of Gratified Desire. - Blake

Take This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient (by Dave Barry):

1.Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to:
a.Present it to the president of the United States.
b.Present it to the secretary general of the United Nations.
c.Take it apart.

Take the rest of the quiz.

Why Coffee is Better than a Guy

1.You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
2.Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
3.A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
4.You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
Forty more reasons

Why dogs are better than guys

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
A few dozen more, plus How dogs and men are the same, and Why Men are Better then Dogs.

Girlfriend Software

Last year, my best-friend upgraded his GirlFriend v3.1 to GirlFriendPlus v1.0 (marketing name: Fiancée v1.0).

Recently he upgraded Fiancée v1.0 to Wife v1.0 and it's a memory hogger, has taken all his space, and Wife v1.0 must be running before he can do anything.

Although he didn't ask for them, Wife v1.0 came with Plug-ins such as MotherInlaw v1.0 and BrotherInLaw v1.0

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